milktoof

i am so completely and totally swooning
i cant stop cooing

i ve found the cutest things ever
they re so adorable i bet even guys who saw them would spontaneously ovulate

remember da mu zi
this is like da mu zi times 100.

i like teeth
hard not to when i ve been drawing/touching/seeing/studying them for the past few years
but this
this is a whole new level
ahHHHHHHH KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

so there are these milkteeth
called ickle and lardee

you must check them out here
the creator is genius.
a genius with a lot of time on his hands
but still
brilliant.

lardee is chubby
and scared of showers
(i dont know why everything fat in this world is completely cute except for women)
but yes

they shower together

even though lardee doesnt like it. so ickle gives him his rubber duckie

ickle learns to cycle in a japanese park

ickle and lardee meet new friends

ickle likes reading his book, even when lardee is having a party behind him

ickle likes sleeping in (me too ickle me too!)

sometimes they even visit the beach

haha
omg so cute

:D

okay my one aim in life since i was 14 has been to be suave and mysterious.
like James Bond
or Mark Harmon in NCIS

guess that ll never be, cause they ll never spend hours cooing over porcelain teeth figurines

or maybe they do?